Men at Work (1990)
Hawk Wolinski: Biff
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Quotes
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Biff : Hold it honey!
[Keeping the gun trained on Carl and Susan, Biff looks over to Mario]
Biff : You listen to me, you Italian son of a bitch, and you listen good! The day you tell me, I don't know shit, and I let you get away with it, is the day *that*
[points to the ocean in the background]
Biff : ocean freezes over!
Mario : That's it, that's it, your history!
[points his tazer at Biff and shoots. Two electrodes land square in Biff's chest, sending thousands of volts of electricity into him]
Biff : Yaaaawwwwwwwwwyyaaaawwwwww, uhhhhhh!
[Biff collapses and passes out from being electrocuted]
Carl : Now!
[Carl and Susan rush into Mario, knocking him over and run towards Susan's car]
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Biff : [Sits in the car with Mario, watching Susan's apartment. Car phone rings] Hello?
Maxwell Potterdam III : First, you lose the body. And then you bring me, the wrong tape. Now I know, that you two haven't personally set out to DESTROY MY COMPANY! But I sent you out to do a simple task, and simply put, you screwed up.
Mario : [Biff is listening to Potterdam, Mario has made a origami bird and is making sounds] Caw! Caw!
Maxwell Potterdam III : Now, apparently, Berger, had a relationship with his campaign manager, a Miss Susan Wilkins.
[Potterdam gives the address]
Biff : That's where we iced Berger, Chief! I know where that is!
Maxwell Potterdam III : Well, did it ever occur to you two idiots that, SHE MIGHT HAVE THE CASSETTE?
[hangs up]
Biff : I think he wants us to kill some more people.
Mario : OK.
[puts a lollipop in his mouth]
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Maxwell Potterdam III , Biff , Mario : [Biff and Mario stand in Potterdam's office, covered in grime from dumpster diving]
Maxwell Potterdam III : What do you mean, you lost the body?
Biff : We don't know, Chief. We looked everywhere. We had it in one of the barrels tied to the back of the trunk, and...
Maxwell Potterdam III : And?
Biff : It must have... rolled off the back of the car.
[looks down]
Maxwell Potterdam III : Well! FIND IT! Find it, find it, find it! Your very lives depend upon it, gentleman!
Mario : We did get this, though, Chief.
[hands the tape taken out of Berger's pocket to Potterdam]
Maxwell Potterdam III : Well! Thank God! You're excused.