City Slickers (1991)

Kyle Secor: Jeff

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• Phil Berquist : [Phil grabs the gun out of the dirt and holds it to Jeff's head at the same time holding a handful of Jeff's hair forcibly, looking to T.R]  Put the gun down! Put down the goddamned gun!

  Jeff : Mmmm Mmmmm MMMM!

  [Jeff looks over to T.R., nervously agreeing with Phil's order] 

  Mitch Robbins : Phil.

  Phil Berquist : I'm not going to let them bully us anymore!

  Mitch Robbins : Phil.

  Phil Berquist : My father-in-law was a bully!

  Mitch Robbins : Phil!

  Phil Berquist : I hate bullys! Because bullys don't just bully you,

  [Phil gets on his haunches, the gun still pressed to Jeff's forehead] 

  Phil Berquist : they take away your diginity!

  Mitch Robbins : Phil, come on!

  Phil Berquist : I hate that! I really, HATE that!

  [Phil cocks the gun, and we see a bullet rotating into the chamber] 

  Jeff : Ahhhhh!

  [Jeff squeezes his eyes shut, awaiting the shot] 

  Jeff : . Sorry!

  Phil Berquist : BANG!

  [Jeff's head tenses, expecting to be shot, then looks up at Phil in surprise and confusion] 

  Phil Berquist : All right, you assholes go and sleep it off!

  [Phil makes a motion with the gun in hand toward the tent directing Jeff and T.R. to head that way] 

• Mitch Robbins : [Jeff and T.R. have been intimidating Bonnie, Mitch tries to step in]  Bonnie, you want to come ropin' with us?

  Bonnie Rayburn : Yes, I'd...

  Jeff : [Jeff and T.R. step in front of her]  No, that's all right, Bonnie's talking with us, friend.

  T.R. : She's fine right here.

  Mitch Robbins : [as Phil and Ed approach]  Listen, guys, what are you doing, huh? This isn't exactly nineties behavior, I've gotta be honest with ya.

  Jeff : ...You stepped on my foot.

  Ed Furillo : He did not, you horse's ass.

  Jeff : You want a piece of this?

  Ed Furillo : Any time, Zeke.

  Jeff : How about right now, 'Stubby'?

  Ed Furillo : Fine!

  Curly : [makes his introduction, by roping Jeff from horseback and choking him to the fence. He enters the corral and addresses Bonnie]  This man owes you an apology.

  Mitch Robbins : I'm sorry, I didn't mean anything by it.

  Curly : Not you... him.

  [motioning to Jeff] 

  Jeff : [refusing]  Uh-uh. No.

  [Curly pulls a huge knife and throws it at Jeff, landing within an inch of his crotch] 

  Jeff : Ahhhh!

  [to Bonnie] 

  Jeff : I'm sorry, ma'am, that'll never happen again!

  Mitch Robbins : Yeah, see that it doesn't!

  [Curly glares at him] 

  Mitch Robbins : I'm sorry, I thought that we were... on the same... you're doin' fine!

  Curly : [walks up to Jeff and retrieves his knife]  You guys were drinkin'... don't let it happen again.

  [Jeff agrees violently. Curly uses his knife to raise his hat to Bonnie] 

  Curly : Ma'am...

  [and departs. The two cowboys make a hasty exit in the opposite direction] 

  Mitch Robbins : Did you see that guy? That is the toughest man I've ever seen in my life!

  [to Bonnie] 

  Mitch Robbins : Did you see how leathery he was? He was like a saddlebag with eyes!

  Bonnie Rayburn : Listen, it took a lot of courage to do what you did. Thank you.

  Mitch Robbins : [They begin to smile and eye each other, then Mitch comes to his senses]  I'm married.