Once Upon a Crime... (1992)

Jim Belushi: Neil Schwary

Photos 

Quotes 

• Man in cashier's line : Are you finish...?

  Neil Schwary : No, are you Swedish?

• Neil Schwary : I know you hate Americans, but just remember if it wasn't for us, you'd be speaking German right now.

• Neil Schwary : So, if you're not a gambler anymore, how come you're on this train to Monte Carlo?

  Augie Morosco : My wife is there on holiday. She helped me get back into the business. Extremely wealthy.

  Neil Schwary : Oh, I see. You married for money.

  Augie Morosco : I did not marry for money. I married for lots of money!

• Neil Schwary : What do I have to do to get a drink in this place, fart the French national anthem?

• Augie Morosco : But first I must find the little boys' room.

  Neil Schwary : And lose precious time? Waiter, bring this man a cup.

• Neil Schwary : Um, 50 francs.

  Casino Cashier : 50? I'll have to get the smaller markers. They use them in the children's casino.