Hot Shots! (1991)
Cary Elwes: Kent Gregory
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Quotes
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Kent Gregory : That flying stunt today was pure madness. If there wasn't a lady present, I'd tear you apart like Christmas goose.
Topper Harley : Yeah? Well, keep it up, you'll be carrying your face home in a doggie bag.
Ramada Thompson : What is this macho thing?
Topper Harley : He started it.
Kent Gregory : Did not.
Topper Harley : Did too.
Kent Gregory : Did not.
Ramada Thompson : You're behaving like children.
Topper Harley : He's bein' a jerk.
Kent Gregory : Am not.
Topper Harley : Are too.
Kent Gregory : Am not.
Topper Harley : Are too too too too too too too too too too too...
Kent Gregory : Not not not not not not not not not...
Topper Harley : Are too times ten.
Kent Gregory : [Shoving Topper] That's it...
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Lt. Commander Block : Yankee Doodle Floppy Disk, this is Foxtrot Zulu Milkshake, checking in at 700 feet, request permission to land.
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach : Roger that, Foxtrot Zulu Milkshake, you are cleared to land. Welcome to the Mediterranean!
Kent Gregory : Wash Out, is that you?
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach : You bet, they put me in charge of radar! From now on, I'll be your eyes on the ground!
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Kent Gregory : [to the crowd assembled on the flight deck cheering for their successful mission] Uh we're landing, do you wanna get out of the way?
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Kent Gregory : Something's changed. It's not another woman, is it? I just couldn't compete with that.
Ramada Thompson : No, of course you couldn't.
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Ramada Thompson : The chafing dish is not yours.
Kent Gregory : Yes, it is.
Ramada Thompson : No, it isn't.
Kent Gregory : OK, I don't want it.
Ramada Thompson : Just take it.
Topper Harley : I'll take it.
Ramada Thompson : You stay out of it.
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Kent Gregory : Hey everybody. Drinks are on me.
[the whole bar cheers and dozens more rush in]