Knight Rider 2000 (1991 TV Movie)

David Hasselhoff: Michael Knight

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• James 'Scotty' Doohan : [having been stunned by Kitt]  They set their phasers on stun, captain... I don't like the looks of it.

  K.I.T.T. : Michael, shall I mirandize him?

  Michael Knight : [helping Doohan stand up]  Kitt, it's Scotty.

  K.I.T.T. : Who?

  Russell Maddock : Star Trek, you idiot, he's James Doohan. The actor who played Scotty in the original series and all ten movies.

  Michael Knight : Don't tell me you're a closet Trekkie?

  James 'Scotty' Doohan : The dilithium crystals are fading fast... I don't think I can hold her Mr. Spock...

• K.I.T.T. : I can't even play a round of Pac-man in here.

  Michael Knight : Oh, you're dating yourself, buddy-boy. Pac-man's in the Smithsonian now.

  K.I.T.T. : Probably an exhibit or two away from you.

• K.I.T.T. : Is that you, Michael?

  Michael Knight : Yeah.

  K.I.T.T. : You look like crap.

  Michael Knight : Well, so do you, pal.

  K.I.T.T. : At least I have an excuse. You've obviously gone down the toilet since we split up, Michael. Get a life.

  Michael Knight : I got a life and a body, too, which is more I than I can say for you.

• Devon Miles : Do you remember what Wilton always said? 'One man can make a difference'.

  Michael Knight : I remember. But that man is not me anymore. Me is fishing and taking care of my Chevy outside. Me is taking advantage of life for a change instead of life taking advantage of me.

  Devon Miles : No one ever suggested that what we do is easy. Nothing worthwile ever is.

• Michael Knight : [about Shawn]  All the chips in the world and she has to end up with Kitt's...

• K.I.T.T. : [Kitt just drove off a pier]  I trust you both are alright?

  Michael Knight : Oh yeah, just fine, Kitt. If you forget the fact that my Chevy just sank past a school of bass.

• Russell Maddock : Wonderful. A car with an attitude.

  K.I.T.T. : [Kitt is now encased in a '57 Chevy]  You'd have a disposition too if you suddenly went from state of the art to this. I may not catch every criminal, but I'll sure look good at the drive in.

  Michael Knight : Kitt, there are no more drive-ins.

  K.I.T.T. : In that case I'm useless.

• Shawn McCormick : Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't you leave the Foundation in 1990 to run an unprofitable bass charter?

  Shawn McCormick : [Michael does not reply]  It seems you get along better with fish than you do with people.

  Michael Knight : Hey, I know some fish with better personalities than you.

• K.I.T.T. : [Kitt is sinking fast]  I only have about 30 seconds of voice transmission left.

  Michael Knight : If water gets in your CPU you're out of here...

  K.I.T.T. : I know. I guess this is goodbye. I'm sure some of my chips will be salvagable, Shawn. Of course you're welcome to pick and choose.

  Shawn McCormick : I'll do that.

  K.I.T.T. : Michael... take care of yourself?

• Michael Knight : [Finding out KITT has been dismantled - turns to Devon]  You let this guy actually do this?

  Russell Maddock : This "guy" happens to be your new boss, Mr. Knight. And I'd watch that attitude from now on!

• Russell Maddock : I knew you could never hack it. God knows what Devon ever saw in you.

  Michael Knight : Get out of my way.

  Russell Maddock : Gladly. You're just as obsolete as that pile of rust you wasted our time and money rebuilding, my friend. The only thing worse is the pathetic effort Devon put into rebuilding you.

  [Michael punches Russell and walks away] 

• Michael Knight : [after Devon's murder]  Nobody cared about that man more than me. Do you understand me? Nobody.

  Shawn McCormick : Then come back and help us, Michael. Help Devon.

  Michael Knight : I tried. Look what it got him. He was wrong. One man can't make a difference.

• Michael Knight : It's either sink or swim with you, huh, pal?

  K.I.T.T. : I expect a full simonize once this is over.