Nudist Colony of the Dead (1991)

Bea Lindgren: Miss Stucco

Quotes 

• Miss Stucco : Your rights stop where Jesus says they do, and Jesus didn't like nudity.

  Mrs. Druple : Well, Jesus must love hemorrhoids because he sure got a lot of assholes behind him.

• Miss Stucco : This is a religious retreat, which has nothing to do with fun! Do you think Jesus was having fun when he was being nailed on the cross? Do you think Noah had fun when he watched all his neighbors drowning? Do you think Cecil B. DeMille had fun when he parted the Red Sea and sent his crew into golden overtime?