Rock-A-Doodle (1991)

Charles Nelson Reilly: Hunch

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Quotes 

• Hunch : I got 'em! I really got 'em! No more kitty, Sir! Mission...

  [snickers] 

  Hunch : ...accomplished!

  Grand Duke : And the dog?

  Hunch : Gone, wiped out, sir!

  [the Duke laughs wickedly at this] 

  Hunch : Total and complete annihilation!

  Grand Duke : Annihilation! Yes... h-h-h-how did you do it?

  Hunch : Adequately.

  Grand Duke : Uh, ade-ade-ade, wh-what's that supposed to mean?

  Hunch : Well, Uncle, we sucked them into an adequate pipe.

  Grand Duke : Eh, what?

  Hunch : That's what it said. "Danger: Adequate Pipe."

  Grand Duke : [with forced calm]  Oh ho ho, Hunch... come to Uncle.

  [Hunch approaches; the Duke turns Hunch into a chicken-type thing] 

  Grand Duke : YOU IMBECILE! That's not an "Adequate Pipe." It's an AQUEDUCT PIPE! It leads straight to the city!

  [the Duke turns Hunch back to normal] 

  Grand Duke : The Duke gives you one last chance, Hunch! Them or you!

  [throws a meat cleaver down right next to him] 

  Grand Duke : Get to the city!

  Hunch : Oh, not the city, sir! Oh, no! It's too bright! I'll go blind!

  Grand Duke : Oh, say it isn't so.

  [hands him a pair of sunglasses] 

• [after the Grand Duke is turned into a tiny owl, he is surrounded by a mouse and a chick, who frighten him as he falls into the water. Hunch catches him] 

  Grand Duke : [in a squeaky voice]  Hunch! It's me, Uncle Dukey!

  Hunch : Uncle Dukey?

  [laughs as he holds a fly swatter behind his back] 

  Hunch : Come here!

  [tries to strike the Grand Duke with it] 

  Grand Duke : Hunch, no!

  [Hunch chases him with the fly swatter as they get into the clouds] 

• [repeated line] 

  Hunch : Uncle Dukey!