Rover Dangerfield (1991)

Tress MacNeille: Queenie, Chorus Girls, Hen, Chickens, Turkey

Quotes 

• Turkey : Let me tell you, I won't be here very long.

  Rover Dangerfield : I tell ya, the way I see it, you probably won't be around after Christmas!

  Turkey : Well, that would suit me just fine! Well, I might have known: There's absolutely nothing to eat here!

  Rover Dangerfield : Yeah? Look in a mirror!

  Turkey : Oh... I don't get it.

  Rover Dangerfield : Don't worry about it, drumstick. You will!

• Rover Dangerfield : Where's Flappy?

  Queenie : Carmine fired him. He couldn't remember the routines.

  Rover Dangerfield : Oh, I saw that coming. Flappy was dumb. Yeah, he used to walk backwards and wag his head. I mean dumb! Carmine taught him to sit, he forgot how to stand! And when Carmine paper-trained him, that was something. He went right on the paper. The only trouble is, Carmine was reading it!

• Rover Dangerfield : [wakes up irritated due to Chester the rooster crowing in the doghouse]  Hey, big mouth. Who asked for a wakeup call? It's 11 o'clock in the morning. I mean, I'm trying to sleep.

  [Chester continues crowing] 

  Rover Dangerfield : How am I supposed to sleep with you yelling like that?

  [Chester crows more Rover climbs on top of the doghouse to confront him] 

  Rover Dangerfield : Look, I'm trying to be nice. Knock it off, will you?

  Queenie : Hey, what's all this fuss? I'm trying to lay in there. Chester you're starting trouble again, huh? Now, I can't leave you alone for two minutes. You're impossible. My mother never did like you.

  Rover Dangerfield : [elbows Chester]  Huh, you're really henpecked.

  Queenie : You, shut up. Stop picking on him.

  Rover Dangerfield : Hey, who do you think you're talking to? You're not married to me.

  [to Chester] 

  Rover Dangerfield : let's be reasonable. We're both mature animals, right?

  [Chester agrees] 

  Rover Dangerfield : From now on you're going to behave yourself right?

  [Chester agrees again] 

  Rover Dangerfield : No, more cock-a-doodle-doo right?

  [Chester agrees then purposely crows in his face] 

  Rover Dangerfield : That's it, buddy!