Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (1991)

Kevin Clash: Splinter

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Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  Splinter : Were you seen?

  Leonardo : Of course not, Master Splinter.

  Donatello : We practiced Ninja.

  Michaelangelo : [off camera]  The art of invisibility.

  [appears from behind Raph] 

  Splinter : [holds up the New York Post, with a front page picture of the turtles on stage, with the headline "Ninja Rap is Born!"]  Practice harder.

  [the turtles groan] 

  Splinter : Ten flips, now! And remember:

  [quoting the song played at the show] 

  Splinter : "Go Ninja, go Ninja, go!" I made another funny!

  [laughs] 

• Splinter : Their world can never be ours.

  Michaelangelo : Uh... Not even pizza?

  Splinter : [after pause]  Pizza's okay.

  [the turtles sigh with relief] 

  Michaelangelo : Man, give a guy a heart attack.

• Splinter : You have youth, and I have experience. But only those who fight now have both.

• [about to leave April's apartment, having seen Raph's foot pretruding from behind the changing curtain and becoming suspicious about their weapons "she" has lying around] 

  Keno : One last thing, though. I think you might want to know about THIS!

  [slams his foot on Raph's] 

  Raphael : ARGH!

  [Raph comes out from behind the curtain] 

  Keno : It's you guys!

  [cluthching his foot and being held back by Donny, Leo, and Mikey] 

  Raphael : Ah, ah! Let me hurt him. Please! Tell me I can hurt him! Please, please! Grr!

  [Splinter puts his hand on Keno's shoulder] 

  Splinter : I think you'd better sit down.

  [Keno sees Splinter and faints] 

• Splinter : What troubles you, my son?

  Donatello : I-I don't know. I just thought there would be more to it; to the ooze, to you know, us!

  Leonardo : I know!

  Donatello : I just always thought there would be something that... I thought we'd find out we were special.

  Splinter : Do not confuse the professor's words with your current worth, my son.

  Donatello : But I don't believe him! There's just got to be more to it!

• April O'Neil : Where's Splinter?

  Leonardo : He's been on the roof ever since he saw your report.

  April O'Neil : Doing what?

  Splinter : Coming.

  [appears in window] 

  Splinter : To a decision.

• Splinter : Michaelangelo, show the professor where he may rest.

  Michaelangelo : Righty-o. This way, dude. It ain't the Hilton.

  [opens subway car and they both look in] 

  Michaelangelo : Um, let's face it, you'd be better off staying at the Hilton.

• Splinter : [Coming down the stairs, sees Raph fooling around]  Raphael! Come away from there!

  Raphael : Gee, I was just...

  Splinter : NEVER forget who you are.

• Splinter : We will not be here much longer.

  April O'Neil : Oh no, no. You guys can stay here for as long as you want.

  [the turtles cheer in enjoyment] 

  Splinter : No! We do not belong here, above.

  Leonardo : Yes, Master Splinter!

  Raphael : [Mockingly]  Yes, Master Splinter.

  [Leo and Raph begin to shove each other] 

  Splinter : Hai! Ten flips, now!

  Raphael : Huh.

  Splinter : [as Leo and Raph leave the kitchen]  Go.

• Raphael : [while watching April's reporting]  Come on! Let's change this. Hey, maybe somebody got something on our fight last night.

  Splinter : [Appears]  Raphael!

  Raphael : Huh?

  Splinter : Do not change channel.