Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (1991)

Ernie Reyes Jr.: Keno

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Quotes 

• [about to leave April's apartment, having seen Raph's foot pretruding from behind the changing curtain and becoming suspicious about their weapons "she" has lying around] 

  Keno : One last thing, though. I think you might want to know about THIS!

  [slams his foot on Raph's] 

  Raphael : ARGH!

  [Raph comes out from behind the curtain] 

  Keno : It's you guys!

  [cluthching his foot and being held back by Donny, Leo, and Mikey] 

  Raphael : Ah, ah! Let me hurt him. Please! Tell me I can hurt him! Please, please! Grr!

  [Splinter puts his hand on Keno's shoulder] 

  Splinter : I think you'd better sit down.

  [Keno sees Splinter and faints] 

• Keno : Hold it! You guys are under arrest.

  Burglar : What are you, night security?

  Keno : No, I'm a pizza delivery.

  [the gang laugh and attack, and Keno easily kicks their asses] 

  Keno : Did I mention I also study the martial arts?

• Keno : Hey which of you lovely ladies gets to ride with me tonight?

  Girl : Dream on, Dweeb.

  Keno : Okay, and when I do I'll dream of someone a little thinner.

• Keno : [upon seeing the turtles for the first time]  Who? What? Where? How?

  Donatello : Well, I guess that leaves out 'why' and 'when', doesn't it?

• Raphael : Okay, we get you in, we find the Foot headquarters, we get you out to tell the others, right?

  Keno : Gee, maybe I should write this down.

  Raphael : What?

  [skyward] 

  Raphael : I'm being punished aren't I?

• Michaelangelo : Um, not to criticize science or anything, but wouldn't it be easier just to call it 'the pink one'?

  Professor Jordan Perry : [pours a liquid in a pan, and eats a piece of pizza]  Pepperoni heaven!

  Professor Jordan Perry : [pours two liquids in a pot]  Donatello, continue aeration!

  Donatello : Continuing aeration.

  [begins to stir the mixture the pot] 

  Raphael : [sniffs the mixture]  Man! This stuff is rank!

  Keno : Yeah, try carrying it on the subway sometime. I never got a seat so fast in my life.

  Leonardo : [sniffs the mixture]  Blech! Thanks for doing all the shopping for us, Keno.

  Keno : No problem. I hope you didn't mind me picking up a few pies.

  Michaelangelo : You're forgiven.

  [sniffs the mixture] 

  Michaelangelo : Whoa!

  [drops a slice of pizza in the mixture] 

  Michaelangelo : [Donatello continues to mix the stuff with the pizza slice] 

• Raphael : First chance we get, we're out of here...

  [gapes in horror has he sees Shredder from a distance] 

  Keno : What?

  Raphael : Uh, I thought I just saw a ghost.

• Michaelangelo : It's a good thing we saw you up from the roof-

  [Leo kicks him from behind] 

  Michaelangelo : Ow! I mean from Austrailia-

  [Raph smacks him in the head hard] 

  Michaelangelo : Ow!

  Donatello : [Annoyed]  Geez.

  Raphael : Look kid, you can find a phone and call the police. We'll start tying them up.

  Keno : Yeah, but I...

  Raphael : Yeah, yeah! But good, go!

  [Keno leaves] 

  Michaelangelo : Kids.

  [the turtles begin chuckling with one another] 

  Keno : [Moments later, on the phone with the police]  Okay, well hurry up! There's a ton of these guys! Okay, bye.

• Keno : [Having escaped from The Foot's hideout, Keno rushes to April's apartment, he then tries to ring for her]  Come on, Come on! April! Leo! If you're there it's me, Keno!

  [Tries opening the door, to no avail] 

  Keno : Oh darn, come on! Raph's in trouble! Mike! April!

  April O'Neil : [Approaches from behind]  Keno?

  Keno : [Turns around]  April, where are they? It's Raph!

  April O'Neil : Calm down! Slow down, what happened?

  Keno : I got to tell the guys, they got him!

  April O'Neil : *Who* has got him?