Paige Turco: April O'Neil
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Quotes
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April O'Neil : Chief Sterns! I wonder if I might ask you a few more questions, off the record?
Chief Sterns : Ms. O'Neil, my record on the record clearly shows that I have no "off the record" record, make a record of that!
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April O'Neil : [picks up phone] Donny?
Donatello : April...
April O'Neil : Where are you guys? Did you find a new place to live yet?
Donatello : Yeah, we'll bring you down. We've only had time to pick up Splinter and get a few essentials.
Michaelangelo : [holding out a bag of potato chips] Yeah, the bare essentials.
Donatello : The reason while we're calling is, have you seen Raphael by any chance?
April O'Neil : Raphael? Why, is he missing?
Leonardo : You know, there is still a little more stuff to help with, Michaelangelo!
Michaelangelo : Hey! I'm helping Donny!
[tries to pry the phone from him]
Michaelangelo : Gimme the phone!
Donatello : NO!
[flips Michaelangelo to the ground]
Donatello : So you haven't seen him at all then, huh?
Leonardo : Well, if she has, tell him thanks for wasting our time, because instead of going to look for the ooze like we should, we gotta go out and look for him instead!
[slams box on Donatello's foot]
Donatello : Owww!
April O'Neil : What was that?
Donatello : Leo says hi!
Michaelangelo : Gimme the phone! Gimme the phone!
Donatello : Oh, all right, all right, here!
Michaelangelo : April, this is Mikey, I'd just like to say: HELLOOOOO.
[kissing noises]
Donatello : Would you give me that!
[April laughs as they start arguing again]
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Leonardo : [the Turtles say their farewells to April before entering the sewers] See ya, April.
April O'Neil : Bye.
[Leo hops into the sewers]
Raphael : Wish us luck.
[Hops in]
Donatello : We'll be back for Splinter.
[Hops in]
Michaelangelo : [Imitating Humphrey Bogart] Well, the lives of two people don't amount to a hill o' beans in this crazy world, Elsa. That's why you're getting on that plane.
[April laughs]
Michaelangelo : Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow...
Leonardo : [Yanks Mikey into the sewer] Will you come on?
Michaelangelo : YEOW!
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April O'Neil : Let me get you guys some napkins.
Michaelangelo : What for?
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April O'Neil : Where's Splinter?
Leonardo : He's been on the roof ever since he saw your report.
April O'Neil : Doing what?
Splinter : Coming.
[appears in window]
Splinter : To a decision.
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April O'Neil : [after the investigation of the street Tokka and Rahzar rampaged the night before] Were there any large tooth or claw marks found?
Chief Sterns : How did you know that... I have no idea what you're talking about?
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April O'Neil : Listen, I have reason to believe that this was caused by two... *really* big animals.
Chief Sterns : Ah, and what sort of animals might these be, Miss O'Neil?
April O'Neil : Well, I can't say exactly...
Chief Sterns : Uh-huh, and what makes you believe that they did this?
April O'Neil : Well, I can't say that either, but...
Chief Sterns : Okay and is there anything else you'd like not to tell me?
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April O'Neil : The rat is the cleanest one.
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April O'Neil : I guess you're not the ones that can handle this.
Chief Sterns : That's what we do best, Miss O'Neil.
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April O'Neil : And they said if you don't mean them at the construction site tonight...
Donatello : What?
April O'Neil : He said he'd send out Tokka and Rahzar again. This time into Central Park.
Donatello : Central Park? How are they gonna avoid all of those... people?
Michaelangelo : Then, there is no choice but to meet as the Shredder wishes.
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April O'Neil : He's just forcing you guys into fighting Tokka and Rahzar again.
Leonardo : We know.
April O'Neil : But...
Raphael : April, there's no other way.
April O'Neil : But you guys don't stand a chance.
Professor Jordan Perry : Wait! Wait just a moment. There might be a way!
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Splinter : We will not be here much longer.
April O'Neil : Oh no, no. You guys can stay here for as long as you want.
[the turtles cheer in enjoyment]
Splinter : No! We do not belong here, above.
Leonardo : Yes, Master Splinter!
Raphael : [Mockingly] Yes, Master Splinter.
[Leo and Raph begin to shove each other]
Splinter : Hai! Ten flips, now!
Raphael : Huh.
Splinter : [as Leo and Raph leave the kitchen] Go.
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Keno : [Having escaped from The Foot's hideout, Keno rushes to April's apartment, he then tries to ring for her] Come on, Come on! April! Leo! If you're there it's me, Keno!
[Tries opening the door, to no avail]
Keno : Oh darn, come on! Raph's in trouble! Mike! April!
April O'Neil : [Approaches from behind] Keno?
Keno : [Turns around] April, where are they? It's Raph!
April O'Neil : Calm down! Slow down, what happened?
Keno : I got to tell the guys, they got him!
April O'Neil : *Who* has got him?
