Camp Wilder (TV Series 1992–1993) Poster

(1992–1993)

Jay Mohr: Dorfman

Quotes 

  • [the gang is playing with a Ouija Board] 

    Dorfman : Go ahead, Beth, ask it anything.

    Beth : Okay.

    [pause] 

    Beth : Why do guys say they're gonna call, and so you give them your number, and you wait by the phone, and do they call? No!

    Dorfman : Ask and answer. Okay!

  • [Ricky is dreaming that she is in labor. The doctor pulls out Brody from her womb] 

    Ricky Wilder : Brody!

    Doctor : That's a nice name!

    Brody Wilder : Hey, Rick, can I have the keys to your car?

    Ricky Wilder : In my pur...

    [goes into labor once more] 

    Doctor : There's another one. Wait, there's something blocking the way.

    [pulls out a skateboard, then pulls out Dorfman] 

    Dorfman : Hi, doc! Hey, what happened to the bag of chips I had?

    Ricky Wilder : Dorfman!

    Doctor : Hang on, there's one more.

    [pulls out Melissa] 

    Melissa Wilder : Fine. Give birth to me, but you are not my mother.

    [the doctor pulls out Danielle] 

    Danielle : Nice shoes! Can I have them?

    [the doctor pulls out Beth] 

    Beth : Ricky, there's a hole in the Ozone Layer, and you're bringing babies into this world?

    [shakes her head disapprovingly] 

  • Beth : Honestly, Brody, you're taking this fight thing way out of proportion.

    Brody Wilder : Why not tell that to Danielle?

    Beth : What?

    Brody Wilder : Oh, that's right, Beth. Act surprised. I know she and Dex have a date tonight. I can't believe you guys.

    [exit] 

    Beth : [sits down on the couch with Dorfman]  I feel terrible.

    Dorfman : Me too.

    Beth : I thought Dex wanted me.

  • Brody Wilder : Any luck finding your cat, Beth?

    Beth : No. Dorfman put an ad in the paper, but we can't find it.

    Dorfman : [points at an ad in the newspaper]  Here it is. Right under "Love Warrior seeks nonsmoking dentist."

    Beth : You put it in the Personals?

    Dorfman : Yeah. Who reads the Lost and Found?

    Danielle : [reads]  "Lost and Lonely, SWF?"

    Dorfman : Spayed White Feline.

    Danielle : [reads]  "Lost and Lonely, SWF, Cute and cuddly, neatly trimmed nails, seeks master...?"

    Beth : Dorfman, what are you doing to me? I'm gonna get a bunch of men calling and wanting to meet me.

    [pauses to think] 

    Beth : I'm gonna go check my messages.

See also

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