The Larry Sanders Show (1992–1998)
Jeffrey Tambor: Hank Kingsley
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Quotes
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Hank Kingsley : What about the time I chipped my tooth on the bathroom urinal? What the FUCK is so comical about that!
Larry : It was a back tooth Hank.
[under his breath]
Larry : I don't know how you did it.
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Hank Kingsley : [giving a tour] And if you stop by here, you can say hello to my good friend, Larry Sanders.
[knocks]
Hank Kingsley : Hey now, Larry.
Larry : Fuck off, Hank.
Hank Kingsley : [getting back to tour] And over here...
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Bruno Kirby : I was in "The Godfather".
Hank Kingsley : I don't think so.
Bruno Kirby : I was in "The Godfather Part 2".
Hank Kingsley : Oh see, I only saw part 3, the good one.
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Hank Kingsley : I mean Larry is a wonderful guy, he's kind, funny, rich - my god he's the boss. I'd date him if I could.
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Hank Kingsley : Can I ask you a question, can I? How would...
Larry : You're not going to go and come back, are you?
Hank Kingsley : How would you feel if I started dating Beverley?
Larry : I'd say it was your business, your life.
Hank Kingsley : Well I'm not into interracial dating, it never works - sex is good but in the mornign cultural differences start to raise their ugly heads.
Larry : I believe the cultural differences would occur with you and any woman Hank.
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Hank Kingsley : [dictating "Hank's Thoughts" for a newsletter] : If I had my druthers, there would be no more world hunger.
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[repeated line]
Hank Kingsley : I don't think so.
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Hank Kingsley : [on phone] I know you've got to fill your column but if you fill it with crap you end up with what we call in the business a crap column.
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Hank Kingsley : [trying to pitch ideas for column to stop Larry story getting out] Let me see, I'll run through these, see if anything works for you - I'm afraid of the dark, nah, didn't think so. This is hard - red wine gives me hives, I got a special thing for Asian ladies.
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Hank Kingsley : Hey now!
Larry : Now you see, I just told you to stop saying that.
