The Larry Sanders Show (1992–1998)

Rip Torn: Arthur

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• Arthur : You'll have to forgive Hank. His heart's in the right place but he keeps his brain in a box at home.

• Arthur : [talking to a janitor after hours]  Dimitri, my man, you and I both clean up shit for a living. The only difference is my shit talks back.

• Arthur : Your fly is undone.

  Larry : Oh, thanks.

  Arthur : Just doing my job.

  Larry : It's your job to look at my crotch?

  Arthur : I consider it one of my perks.

• Arthur : I speak fluent bullshit.

• Arthur : Hello oh great one.

  Larry : Are you talking to me or my ass?

• Stevie Grant : I had sex with a lesbian once. Best piece of ass I ever had.

  Arthur : You're supposed to have sex with two lesbians, that's the point.

• Arthur : You finally got to do a sketch with the great Carol Burnett!

  Larry : It wasn't a sketch. It was a massive spastic fuck-up.

  Arthur : Tomayto, tomahto!

• [repeated line] 

  Arthur : Francine, what a delight!

• Larry : We sat in the car and we talked.

  Arthur : What'd you talk about Larry, about the distinguishing marks around your dick? How else would she know?