Martin (1992–1997)

Carl Anthony Payne II: Cole Brown

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Quotes 

• Martin : Cole, do me a favor.

  Cole : What's up?

  Martin : Remind me to give you an ass-whoopin' later.

  Cole : [pulls out pen & pad]  What time is good for you?

  Martin : Ummm... how 'bout 6:43?

  Cole : I'm busy at 6:43... but I'm free at 6:44 though.

  Martin : Oh, all right. Then at 6:44, I'ma be waitin' on that ass-whoopin'.

• Cole : Rent-A-Spoons!

• Cole : I'll see you in Hell, Martin!

  Martin : Yeah, you'll be the only one down there still living with your mother!

• Martin : Stanks a lot, Pam.

  Tommy : My mama always told me, if she can't use your comb, don't bring her home!

  Cole : Tommy, you dated a white girl in college!

  Tommy : Oh, no, she wasn't white! She was French!

• Martin : Tommy, it's all good. If you like her, then we like her. It don't matter what color she is. I don't care if she's black, white, green, or whatever.

  Cole : [laughing]  Martin, c'mon now! You know you'd be trippin' if Tommy was dating a green girl.

• Pam : Martin was the one who said Cole was a virgin until he was 23!

  Cole : He said the stew was so bad, the homeless give it back!

  Martin : I love the stew, baby! It looked like Alpo, but I loved it!

• Cole : That's because you don't have an IQ of 31 like me.

  Shanise : Don't you mean 13?

• Cole : See you later, Pam... my little chocolate ho-ho.

  Pam : [offended]  What did you call me?

  Tommy : He meant "ring ding"... like the cupcake.

• Tommy : Cole.

  Cole : Yes?

  Tommy : I want you to testify for me.

  [Cole and Shanise carry on as if they were in church] 

  Tommy : I'm talkin' 'bout testifyin' in court, Cole!

• Martin : Cole, do me a favor. Remind me to give you an ass-whoopin' tomorrow.

  Cole : [pulls out pen & pad]  What time is good for you?

• [leaving a message] 

  Cole : Mom, I don't like it here. I wanna come home and my place is wack! See you later. Oh, and by the way, this is your son, Cole.