- [Blade is trying to teach Duncan how to talk slang]
- Duncan: Did you hear me? I said that was stupid.
- Blade: Did you hear me? I said, "Thanks."
- Duncan: Are you deaf?
- Blade: [misunderstood as "def"] Man, I'm the defest brotha on this block!
- Duncan: YOU'RE deaf?
- Blade: [still misunderstood as "def"] That's right.
- Duncan: [turns head] I think Blade Brown is the biggest asshole on the planet.
- [Blade smacks Duncan upside the head]
- Duncan: Hey! You're not deaf!
- Blade's Mother: What is that?
- Blade: What?
- Blade's Mother: That.
- Blade: What?
- Blade's Mother: That?
- Blade: What?
- Blade's Mother: That!
- Blade: It's a flower!
- Duncan's Mom: Dear what's the matter?
- Duncan's Dad: Julie, have you ever wondered about our son's sexual... preference?
- Duncan's Mom: Hee... You know, I never really was aware that he had one.
- [Both laugh together]
- Blade: [Blade pulls off his gold tooth cap] Here, take this.
- Duncan: That's not hygienic!
- Blade: I'll give you hygienic! Take it!
- Duncan: [Duncan puts gold tooth cap on] Oh yeah, fits like a charm.
- Blade: Only one more thing we got to take care of.
- Duncan: What's that?
- Blade: [Blade points to Duncan's hair] That.