It's Christmastime Again, Charlie Brown (1992 TV Short)

Marnette Patterson: Lucy Van Pelt, Frieda

Quotes 

• Lucy Van Pelt : [looking at a cardboard box on top of a pine tree]  I think they look better when they have a little star or an angel on top.

• Lucy Van Pelt : Okay, get up! I want to lie in that beanbag!

  Linus : Remember when we were sitting around the Christmas tree opening our presents? That's when you said it.

  Lucy Van Pelt : That's when I said what?

  Linus : It was beautiful. You said, "Why do we have to be nice to each other only on Christmas? Why can't we be nice to each other every day?"

  Lucy Van Pelt : You drive me crazy!

  Linus : Joy to the world.

• Lucy Van Pelt : Where are you going to get $25?

  Charlie Brown : That's the problem.

  Lucy Van Pelt : Maybe you can sell your dog.

  [Snoopy blows a raspberry] 

  Lucy Van Pelt : I take it back. He's probably only worth 50 cents.

• [Snoopy is dressed as Santa Claus; ringing a bell while standing outside a store] 

  [as she and Violet walk past him] 

  Violet : Wouldn't you think he could do something besides ring a bell?

  [Snoopy stops ringing the bell and pulls out a bike horn] 

  Violet : [Lucy walks past Snoopy again; this time with Linus] 

  Lucy Van Pelt : [to Linus]  Just ignore that Santa Claus, Linus. There's nothing he can do to you.

  [Snoopy honks the horn so hard, it sends Linus and Lucy flying offscreen] 

  Lucy Van Pelt : [Lucy walks back and confronts Snoopy]  I don't think you're a real Santa Claus. What do you have to say about that?

  [Snoopy responds by putting the horn to Lucy's nose and honking it in her face; sending her winter hat flying off her head] 

  Lucy Van Pelt : [Lucy leaves and Sally enters] 

  Sally Brown : [confronting Snoopy]  I don't think you're the real Santa Claus. If you're the real Santa, where are your helpers?

  [Woodstock and two of his friends, who are all wearing Santa hats walk past each holding picket signs with the word, "HELP" written on them, much to Sally's surprise] 

  Sally Brown : That's the dumbest thing I'd ever seen.

• [first lines] 

  [Sally and Linus are preparing to sled down a hill in a cardboard box] 

  Sally Brown : [to Linus]  Now what? Kinda a steep hill, isn't it?

  Linus : Don't worry about it. Just lean forward and jiggle your feet.

  Sally Brown : [Sally climbs out of the box]  I think I've changed my mind.

  [the box falls an inch off the slope; Linus is then face planted in the snow] 

  Sally Brown : If I'd have known you were only going that far, I would've stayed in.

  [Linus tries again] 

  Linus : Here we go. We put it in fast forward, and here we go!

  Linus : [Linus slides backwards down the slope; the box lands on top of him]  Fast reverse.

  [Linus' third attempt involves him sliding down the hill at a fast speed; the box then lands on top of a tree] 

  Linus : [camera pulls back to reveal that Linus landed in the snow as Sally and Lucy are standing there] 

  Lucy Van Pelt : [to Sally]  I think they look better when they have a little star or an angel on top.

• Charlie Brown : Good morning, this is a Christmas wreath.

  Frieda : [snatches wreath away from Charlie Brown]  Thank you, I love samples.