It's Christmastime Again, Charlie Brown (1992 TV Short)

Jodie Sweetin: Sally Brown

Quotes 

• [the correct line is "Hark"] 

  Sally Brown : Hockey stick!

• [Snoopy is dressed as Santa Claus; ringing a bell while standing outside a store] 

  [as she and Violet walk past him] 

  Violet : Wouldn't you think he could do something besides ring a bell?

  [Snoopy stops ringing the bell and pulls out a bike horn] 

  Violet : [Lucy walks past Snoopy again; this time with Linus] 

  Lucy Van Pelt : [to Linus]  Just ignore that Santa Claus, Linus. There's nothing he can do to you.

  [Snoopy honks the horn so hard, it sends Linus and Lucy flying offscreen] 

  Lucy Van Pelt : [Lucy walks back and confronts Snoopy]  I don't think you're a real Santa Claus. What do you have to say about that?

  [Snoopy responds by putting the horn to Lucy's nose and honking it in her face; sending her winter hat flying off her head] 

  Lucy Van Pelt : [Lucy leaves and Sally enters] 

  Sally Brown : [confronting Snoopy]  I don't think you're the real Santa Claus. If you're the real Santa, where are your helpers?

  [Woodstock and two of his friends, who are all wearing Santa hats walk past each holding picket signs with the word, "HELP" written on them, much to Sally's surprise] 

  Sally Brown : That's the dumbest thing I'd ever seen.

• [first lines] 

  [Sally and Linus are preparing to sled down a hill in a cardboard box] 

  Sally Brown : [to Linus]  Now what? Kinda a steep hill, isn't it?

  Linus : Don't worry about it. Just lean forward and jiggle your feet.

  Sally Brown : [Sally climbs out of the box]  I think I've changed my mind.

  [the box falls an inch off the slope; Linus is then face planted in the snow] 

  Sally Brown : If I'd have known you were only going that far, I would've stayed in.

  [Linus tries again] 

  Linus : Here we go. We put it in fast forward, and here we go!

  Linus : [Linus slides backwards down the slope; the box lands on top of him]  Fast reverse.

  [Linus' third attempt involves him sliding down the hill at a fast speed; the box then lands on top of a tree] 

  Linus : [camera pulls back to reveal that Linus landed in the snow as Sally and Lucy are standing there] 

  Lucy Van Pelt : [to Sally]  I think they look better when they have a little star or an angel on top.

• [Sally and Charlie Brown are selling Christmas wreaths door-to-door] 

  Sally Brown : [to customer]  Good morning, ask your mom if she would like to buy a Christmas wreath. Tell her they were made from the famous forests of Lebanon. You can read about him in the second chapter of the second book of "Chronicles". If you buy two, we'll throw in an autographed photo of King Solomon.

  Charlie Brown : [to Sally; as they walk to the next house]  You can't tell people these wreaths were made from the forests of Lebanon! That's lying!

  [the two arrive at the next house as Sally rings the doorbell] 

  Sally Brown : [rudely]  Good morning. Would you like to buy a Christmas wreath made from some junky old branches my brother found in a Christmas tree lot? You wouldn't, would you? I can't say I blame you.

  Sally Brown : [to Charlie Brown; after the customers slams the door]  See? Your way doesn't work either!

  [fade to Sally and Snoopy contemplating how to sell the wreaths] 

  Sally Brown : [to Snoopy]  I think we need better packaging: we need a better way to show off our product.

  [cut to Sally and Snoopy selling wreaths door-to-door; Snoopy is wearing the wreath on his nose] 

  Sally Brown : [to the customer]  Good morning, would you like to buy a Christmas wreath?

• Sally Brown : What was his name again?

  Charlie Brown : Santa Claus.

  Sally Brown : Any middle initial?

  Charlie Brown : No, I don't think so. At least I've never heard of one.

  Sally Brown : How about his wife? Do you know her name?

  Charlie Brown : Well, sometimes you hear people say her name is Mary Christmas.

  Sally Brown : Really? That's very interesting. Maybe I'll write to her instead.

  [starts writing a yuletide greetings] 

  Sally Brown : Dear Mary Christmas, Congratulations on deciding to keep your own name...