The Itsy Bitsy Spider (1992)
Andrea Martin: Music Teacher
Quotes
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The Exterminator : [gets out a spider tracking device]
Music Teacher : What is that?
The Exterminator : It's a high-tech microchip thermonuclear light-sensitive radioactive blue-screen laptop computer generator triple decker arachnid detector and etch-a-sketch, any more questions?
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The Exterminator : [attaching a huge tube to the vent]
Music Teacher : What's this big thing?
The Exterminator : It's a highly virulent malodorous toxic poison that upon contact will burn and corrode, you might want to crack a window.
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The Exterminator : [getting out a super strong vacuum cleaner]
Music Teacher : What is that thing?
The Exterminator : This is my bugmatic auto-suction compressor with turbocharged instant matter multi-detachment, it really sucks.
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The Exterminator : [after failed killing Itsy Bitsy] He leaves me no alternatives, but to bomb the house.
Little Girl : I gotta get out of here!
[bikes away at a far distance]
Music Teacher : BOMB DE HOUSE? You mean like the Hoffmires there?
The Itsy Bitsy Spider : Duh.
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[last lines]
Music Teacher : [her house in ruins] Help me... call 911...
[the cat angrily hits the teacher's head with an iron pipe]
Little Girl : [to Itsy] I guess next week's lesson is off, huh?
[they laugh and cycle off]