Leather Jackets (1991)
D.B. Sweeney: Mickey
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Quotes
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Dobbs : Lemme ask you something.
Mickey : Shoot.
Dobbs : Did you ask Claudi to marry you just so you could fuck her?
Mickey : [shakes his head] You don't get it. You don't get it. She makes me happy.
Dobbs : Happy?
Mickey : Happy. She scares me. She... I'm scared somebody's gonna take her... from me, and I won't be happy anymore.
Dobbs : That's cute.
[nods]
Dobbs : But you know what other guys are gonna think?
Mickey : I don't care what other guys think.
Dobbs : They're gonna look you right in the eye, and they're gonna say "I fucked your wife."
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Dobbs : [in the car] So I take it, the engagement's off. What, no big day? Huh?
Claudi : Why did you tell Mickey you fucked me this morning?
Dobbs : I was doing him a favor.
Claudi : By lying?
Dobbs : It was just a little lie.
Mickey : You asshole.
Dobbs : I mean, when was the last time we fucked, huh, honey? You remember? I don't remember.
[to Mickey in back of car:]
Dobbs : Why are you looking at me like that for, you ungrateful bastard? You obviously couldn't dump her on your own.
Mickey : I never needed your help.
Dobbs : Oh, who are you kidding? I made you. You're just my shadow. You're nothing but a grunt. You ain't never gonna be me.
Mickey : Thank you, God.
Claudi : Blessings in disguise.
Dobbs : Wait a minute. Wait a minute! Who the *fuck* asked you?
Claudi : Come on, let's face it, Dobbs. Between erections, you're just killing time with the rest of us.
Dobbs : Is that right?
Claudi : Yeah, that's right. You don't have any friends. All you have is an audience. The only thing you ever shared with anybody else is your dick. If not the dick itself, stories about the dick. And the stories are getting boring.
Dobbs : Oh, now that you've opened your *fat mouth,* why don't you entertain us?
Claudi : You wouldn't be interested.
Dobbs : Oh, I don't know. Why don't you tell us about the pump brothers?
[Big Steve smirks]
Dobbs : You'll love this one, Mickey. All those balls you stuck up your ass?
[smirks]
Dobbs : What were they called? Moo Cow? Ben Ho? Ben Wa? Ben Wa, that's it. Yeah, Ben Wa.
Claudi : You remember it better than I do.
Mickey : That's enough.
Dobbs : Oh, come on. Come on, Claudi. Don't be... don't be shy.
[smiles]
Dobbs : You can tell it a lot better than me. You remember all those little... *slimy details.*
Claudi : What's your problem, Dobbs? I mean, what bothers you? Is it that I fuck guys? Is it that I suck cock? I mean, are you jealous? What is it?
Dobbs : You wish, honey. Hey, Steve, you awake back there?
Big Steve : [bear growl] Mmm.
Dobbs : You don't wanna hear this.
Big Steve : Why not?
Dobbs : See? Now we're all interested. Even Mickey.
Claudi : [glances back at Mickey, who's lighting a cigarette] All right, so where do you want me to start?
Dobbs : Ben Wa.
Dobbs : [as Claudi laughs] That's enough.
Claudi : Wait?
[looks back at him as he again urges]
Claudi : You should have spoken up when you had the opportunity there.
Mickey : I'm speaking up now.
Claudi : Well, it's too late now. Maybe you need to hear it. Okay, so, uh, let's start with Big Steve here. He's a sitting duck.
Big Steve : Just leave me the fuck out of this.
Claudi : Oh, yeah, all right, well, did he tell you about our night of passion? When I got drunk and he fucked me in my sleep. Boy, I bet that made a great story when he told it!
Big Steve : [smirking, shakes his head] You weren't drunk, baby.
[Dobbs joins into his laughter]
Claudi : Right, well, a friend of mine was there, and, uh, she just happened to notice I was unconscious... and that it took you a full thirty seconds.
Big Steve : Hey, you were cum drunk.
[more laughter from the two roughnecks]
Dobbs : Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We got all that bullshit. Tell us about the pump brothers. That's the one.
Claudi : Well... I couldn't decide which one I liked better, so I had them both. We were in their parents' room, and there was this string of pearls, and Will asked me... if I knew who Ben Wa was... and I said I didn't, so he introduced me. And...
[defiantly:]
Claudi : And it was fun... and I liked it. And I liked them. You know, if I liked a guy, I was proud of it, you know. I was proud of myself.
[nods]
Claudi : I didn't mind showing him off.
[looks down]
Claudi : I didn't mind. I was loyal to him for as long as he was loyal to me. And I never stood for cheats and liars. Not even you.
