Jon: All I know is if I don't take a shower and brush my teeth in about two minutes, I'm gonna - I'm gonna fucking kill myself... . I'm a fag, okay? I can't stand being dirty.
Luke: What do you say we go to Washington and blow Bush's brains out?
Jon: There is a great idea. Can you at least hide that thing?
Luke: Or better yet, we could hold him at gunpoint; inject him with a syringe full of our blood. How much do you want to bet they'd have a magic cure by tomorrow?