There Goes the Neighborhood (1992)

Jeremy Piven: Albert Lodge

Quotes 

• Albert Lodge : You're gonna hear from my lawyer.

  Willis Embry : Does he know karate too?

  Albert Lodge : He certainly doesn't waste time.

• Albert Lodge : How could you choose Marty Rollins to sell the house? He's a sex fiend!

  Jessie Lodge : Some of us are loyal to our friends. Besides, he's getting help.

  Albert Lodge : No, he's beyond help. HE'S A MANIAC!

  Jessie Lodge : Look who's talking.

• Albert Lodge : Why are you so dirty?

  Lyle Corrente : NONE OF YOUR GOD DAMN BUSINESS!

• [first lines] 

  1st Burglar : [whispering]  This one's unlocked.

  Martha : [phone rings, answering machine picks up]  Willis and Martha can't come to the phone right now. Please leave a message.

  [beep] 

  Albert Lodge : Hey Willis... it's your wake up call. Willis, get up. Are you listening to me?

  Willis Embry : [picks up]  Huh?

  Albert Lodge : See you in the bubble.

  Willis Embry : Yeah, okay...

  [hangs up and plays back his messages] 

  Martha : Willis, I'd tell you this in person, but as you always say, I have a fear of confrontation. I'm leaving you. I need to find my true self and I think traveling around the world is the answer. So listen, I took the 5000 dollars out of your account. I'll pay you back when I can. I hope you're not made. Anyway, since you're a psychologist, I hope you understand this is nothing personal. It's just something I have to do. Goodbye.

  [beep]