To Grandmother's House We Go (1992 TV Movie)

Doreen Ramus: Old Woman on Bus

Quotes 

• Old Woman on Bus : And now for today's weather report: it's gonna be partly cloudy with a high of 65, or maybe not. No snow flies today. Back to you, Bill.

  Julie Thompson : My name isn't Bill.

  Old Woman on Bus : Oh, I'm so sorry. Just practicing; you never know when they may need a new weathergirl.

  Sarah Thompson : Does this bus go to Grandma's?

  Old Woman on Bus : I don't know, where does Grandma live?

  Sarah Thompson : She lives in Edgemont.

  Old Woman on Bus : Oh, girls. That's three hours from here. This bus goes downtown, then it goes uptown, and then it goes back downtown. Get the idea?

  Sarah Thompson : [to Julie]  We're on the wrong bus.

  [Julie nods in agreement] 

  Old Woman on Bus : [the bus comes to a stop]  Hope you get to Grandma's. Merry Christmas, girls.

  Sarah Thompson : Merry Christmas, lady.

  Julie Thompson : A very Merry Christmas, lady.

  [Turns to Sarah] 

  Julie Thompson : I beat you again.

  Sarah Thompson : [while exiting the bus]  You got a problem.

  Julie Thompson : No, you got a problem.

  Sarah Thompson : No, you got a problem.

  Julie Thompson : No, you got a problem.

  Sarah Thompson : No, you got a problem.

  Julie Thompson : No, you got a problem.

  Sarah Thompson : You are starting to get on my nerves.

  Julie Thompson : You are getting on my nerves.

  Sarah Thompson : Don't start that again.

  Julie Thompson : You started it.