Wed, Nov 6, 1996
While Paolo, Saffy's short, self-centred boyfriend, proposes to her, Eddy and Patsy go on a skiing holiday. There they end up in a fight over the lack of glamorous facilities, celebrity guests, and their constant dependency on each other - even in a past life they were conjoined twins in a circus. Eddy later goes skiing and has a near death experience where God appears to her and tells her that it is not yet her time. Meanwhile Mother goes to the airport with a sign to welcome her visiting friends - 'It's Me, Dears' - but in her confusion gets mistaken for a terrorist and is rescued by Bo in a burkha.
Thu, Nov 7, 1996
Mother's very hip friends turn up and stay in a camper van in the street but extract electricity from the house. Eddy is unusually supportive of Saffy as the wedding nears, largely because Paolo's parents are extremely wealthy. When his mother, Kalishia, turns her nose up at Saffy as not being good enough for her son, Patsy changes her mind by reminding her that they were once co-stars in a porn film. Later, just as the bride and groom are about to exchange vows Eddy has another vision of God, who indicates that the marriage should not take place, so she interrupts the ceremony, ending the wedding. After Paolo goes off with the bridesmaid, Eddy and Patsy console Saffy, then use her honeymoon trip airline tickets for their own holiday.