The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr. (1993–1994)
Bruce Campbell: Brisco County Jr.
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Quotes
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Brisco County Jr. : Correct me if I'm wrong, Pete - weren't you killed in a gunfight?
Pete Hutter : I was only gut shot. I'm stronger now with less appetite.
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Lord Bowler : Uh oh. You hit the sheriff
Brisco County Jr. : Yeah, but I did not hit the deputy.
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Little Girl : [after Brisco saves her from a huge explosion] I have to go to the bathroom.
Brisco County Jr. : I know what you mean, kid.
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Brisco County Jr. : If I was gonna kill you, I'd be stepping over your body right now on my way out the door.
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Brisco County Jr. : [in reference to at least one thing per episode] Very fancy!
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Brisco County Jr. : Never look too deep into the mind of a lawyer.
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[talking with an Italian gangster]
Enzio Tataglia : In my country we have a saying: 'If you yodel in the forest, the yoo-hoo that you yoo-hoo will be the yoo-hoo that you get back.'
Brisco County Jr. : Where were you from again?
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Dixie Cousins : Brisco, put me down!
Brisco County Jr. : Alright, you look bad in a wig and you were too easy to find.