- Brisco County Jr.: Correct me if I'm wrong, Pete - weren't you killed in a gunfight?
- Pete Hutter: I was only gut shot. I'm stronger now with less appetite.
- Little Girl: [after Brisco saves her from a huge explosion] I have to go to the bathroom.
- Brisco County Jr.: I know what you mean, kid.
- Brisco County Jr.: If I was gonna kill you, I'd be stepping over your body right now on my way out the door.
- [talking with an Italian gangster]
- Enzio Tataglia: In my country we have a saying: 'If you yodel in the forest, the yoo-hoo that you yoo-hoo will be the yoo-hoo that you get back.'
- Brisco County Jr.: Where were you from again?
- Dixie Cousins: Brisco, put me down!
- Brisco County Jr.: Alright, you look bad in a wig and you were too easy to find.
- Ethan Emerson: I like that man.
- Granville Thorogood: You never were a very good judge of character, Ethan.