Ninja Scroll (1993)

Kevin Seymour: Tessai, Shijima, Walla

Quotes 

• Shijima : [trying to locate Dakuan]  Interesting - he vanished. A strange technique.

  Dakuan : [reveals to have disguised himself as a tree branch]  Yours is interesting as well, my friend.

• [Tessai is molesting Kagero] 

  Jubei : Ahem.

  Tessai : Hey, piss off. I'm busy.

  [Jubei doesn't respond] 

  Tessai : Can't you hear me? Beat it!

  [Jubei walks over to them] 

  Jubei : Do me a favor - y-y'see, I'm lost and I need to find the quickest way from here to Kakio? I'm really sorry to bother you, but the highway was closed...

  [Tessai attacks him with his blades, but it only makes a cut in Jubei's sugegasa] 

  Jubei : [ruefully]  My best hat!

• [Kagero tries to stab Tessai with a hidden knife, but it breaks against his stone body] 

  Tessai : Nice try. I'll get rid of this pesky insect, and then I'll kill you!

  [turns his attentions to Jubei] 

  Tessai : What now? You regret not running away?

  [chuckles] 

  Jubei : No. As a matter of fact, I've been thinking about... your body. It seems to me that... your body can't be as hard as rock all over, now, can it?

  [throws a knife into Tessai's eye; he and Kagero escape] 

• Jubei : [ambushed by Tessai]  No... I know the way now! So leave me alone, alright?

  Tessai : Not quite the right direction. The way to Hell is...

  [pins Jubei to a column] 

  Tessai : RIGHT HERE!

  [punches him in the guts] 

• Jubei : [after getting beaten by Tessai]  It hurts... that makes us even, doesn't it? Let's just call it quits!

  Tessai : Not until you have paid your debt.

  Jubei : That's not very smart... first of all, don't you think that if we keep this up, it's almost certain one of us is gonna die?

  Tessai : One of us? Yes.

  Jubei : [drags his sword to himself using a string]  There's no reason we should kill each other...

  [flings the sword to himself and catches it] 

  Jubei : That's the only sensible answer! Isn't it?

  Tessai : Well, answer THIS!

  [throws his sword at Jubei] 

• [Tessai chokes Kagero as she tries to resist his molestation] 

  Tessai : Shut up. And perhaps I'll let you live just a little bit longer. Don't let it cross your mind that I wouldn't mind raping a dead girl.

  [she stops resisting; gets a concealed knife ready] 

  Tessai : Better...