- Officer Joe Vickers: You have the right to remain dead. Anything you say can and will be considered very strange because you're dead. You have the right to an attorney, but it won't do you any good because you're dead. Do you understand these rights that have just been read to you? Are you even listening? It would be a lot easier if you were a little more cooperative!
- Officer Joe Vickers: One Adam-12, one Adam-12, subject is blonde and considered EXTREMELY fuckin' stupid!