Son of the Pink Panther (1993)
Dermot Crowley: Sergeant Francois Duval
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Quotes
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Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : [Jacques' bicycle bumps into Dreyfus's car] Ha! That felt good! Now then, is anyone hurt?
Sergeant Francois Duval : Yes, in the van.
Hans Zarba : My sister... is unconscious.
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : She is?
Hans Zarba : She should be taken to a near hospital.
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : Where is she?
Sergeant Francois Duval : Uh, in the van.
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : Excuse me, your sister is in his van?
Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus : No...
Sergeant Francois Duval : No, it is not my van.
Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus : Look, I'm Commissioner Dreyfus, if you will allow me...
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : Excuse me just a moment, just a moment. When - excuse me - When I asked you if anyone was hurt, you replied, "Yes, in' my' van".
Sergeant Francois Duval : No, no, I said "Yes, in 'the' van", not "in 'my' van".
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : No, no, you did not say "Yes, in the van", not "Yes in the van", you said yes; you did not say "Yes, my van", not "Yes, the van"...
Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus : Look...
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : You said "Yes, my van", not "Yes, in the van".
Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus : Did you hear what I just said?
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : Yes, I heard.
Hans Zarba : It's my van - my van.
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : Oh, now we're getting someplace.
Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus : Listen, you imbecile, you're...
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : Hey, hey, watch your tongue, monsieur! I am an officer of the 'lauw'.
Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus : What?
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : I said, I...
Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus : I know what you said, you said you're an officer of the -
[Dreyfus's face starts twitching as he repeats Jacques' mispronunciation]
Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus : 'lauw'.
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Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : [Jacques is riding his moped when Dreyfus's red car passes him] Hey, stop! I said stop!
[Jacques' moped backfires]
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : Hey! Hey! Hey!
Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus : [to François] We haven't time to humor some bumpkin cop, lose him.
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : I said, stop! Hey! Can you hear me? Hey!
Sergeant Francois Duval : I think we've lost him.
Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus : Yeah.
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : [François makes a sharp downhill turn, and hits Hans's Avis van at its front bumper] Look out!
Hans Zarba : [Hans gets out of his van, Dreyfus and François get out of their car] Are you all right?
Sergeant Francois Duval : Yes.
Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus : No!
Hans Zarba : One of my passengers is hurt.
Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus : No wonder; the way you drive, you are lucky they are not all dead.
Hans Zarba : The way I drive?
Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus : Yes!
Hans Zarba : Could we please settle this at the hospital?
Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus : No. I am Police Commissioner Dreyfus, and I demand to see your driver's license.
Hans Zarba : [Yussa loads a clip into her gun] As you wish.
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Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : [Jacques's moped bumps into Dreyfus's car, he tumbles over it] Hey! Ha! That felt good! Now then, is anyone hurt?
Sergeant Francois Duval : Yes, in the van.
Hans Zarba : My sister... is unconscious.
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : She is?
Hans Zarba : She should be taken to a near hospital.
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : Where is she?
Sergeant Francois Duval : Uh, in the van.
[He points to the van]
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : Excuse me: your sister is in his van?
Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus : No...
Sergeant Francois Duval : No, it is not my van.
Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus : Look, I'm Commissioner Dreyfus, if you will allow me...
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : Excuse me just a moment, just a moment.
[to Sgt. Duval]
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : When - excuse me - When I asked you if anyone was hurt, you replied, "Yes, in 'my' van".
Sergeant Francois Duval : No, no, I said "Yes, in 'the' van", not "in 'my' van".
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : No, no, you did not say "Yes, in the van", not "Yes in the van", you said yes, you did not say "Yes, my van", not "Yes, the van"...
Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus : Look...
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : You said "Yes, my van", not "Yes, in the van".
Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus : Did - did you hear what I just said?
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : Yes, I heard.
Hans Zarba : It's my van - my van.
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : Oh, now we're getting someplace.
Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus : Listen, you imbecile, you're...
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : Hey, hey, watch your tongue, monsieur! I am an officer of the 'lauw'.
Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus : What?
[Dreyfus is startled when he hears Gambrelli's pronounciation of the word 'law', as if he has heard it somewhere else before]
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : I said, I...
Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus : I know what you said, you said you're an officer of the -
[Dreyfus's face starts twitching as he repeats Jacques's mispronunciation]
Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus : 'lauw'.
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Sergeant Francois Duval : [Sgt. Duval and Commissioner Dreyfus are waiting for Gambrelli in Duval's car outside the hospital] What makes you think he'll show up?
Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus : Oh, just a hunch. Look.
[Gambrelli rides his moped, and gets his bicycle stuck in wet cement]
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Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus : [Gambrelli walks through the wet cement to the hospital entrance] He won't be long.
Sergeant Francois Duval : Why not?
Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus : Because there was something phony about "Mr. Jones", and those hunters with their automatic weapon; I think Mr, Jones just wanted to get out of there. I don't believe he had any intention of taking his sister to the hospital.
Sergeant Francois Duval : Looks like you might be right.
[Gambrelli walks through the cement to his moped, carrying his handlebars, and dragging his moped away]
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Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus : [the handlebars of Gambrelli's moped come loose as he heads down the stairs towards the harbor on his moped] Oh, no. Ohhh!
Sergeant Francois Duval : [Gambrelli and his moped land in the harbor; Duval's car follows, to be stopped by a harbor barricade pillar; Dreyfus and Duval get out of the car] What if he drowns?
Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus : He can't, not yet!
[Dreyfus jumps in to rescue Gambrelli]
Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus : What am I doing? I can't swim! Help! Help! Oh!
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : [Gambrelli stands up] What's wrong?
Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus : I can't swim!
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : Ha ha, neither can I!
Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus : But then, why aren't you drowning?
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : Because it's easier to stand.
[Dreyfus notices that Gambrelli is standing in shallow water]
Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus : What?
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : Yes.
[Dreyfus stands up after he sees that the waters are shallow; Dreyfus and Gambrelli laugh at the incident]
Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus : Who are you?
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli, second class. Who are you?
Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus : Commissioner Dreyfus, police.
[Gambrelli salutes Dreyfus]
Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus : Come on, Gambrelli., I'll give you a lift home.
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Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus : Oh, dear.
Maria Gambrelli : [Dreyfus tries to get up, but Maria makes him lie down] No, no, no, you should relax now!
Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus : No, I can't - I can't relax, I - I have to tell... him something. What's his name, your son?
Maria Gambrelli , Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : Jacques.
Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus : Jacques - Listen, Jacques... I wanted to tell you, you are in great danger.
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : I am?
Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus : François, where's the Chief's report?
Sergeant Francois Duval : Ah, here.
[François hands the Chief's report to Dreyfus]
Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus : There... do you remember the unconscious girl you saw in the van?
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : [dreamily] Oh, how could I ever forget her?
[Jacques recites a line of poetry in English, then Italian]
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : "Beauty to reach for you,
[in Italian]
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : spirete dia."
Maria Gambrelli : Jacques loves poetry.
Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus : Yes, I know.
[Dreyfus hands the photo to Jacques]
Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus : I want you to look at this photograph.
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : My God, that is she! But how did you know?
Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus : A hunch.
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : A what?
Maria Gambrelli : Hunch.
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : A hunch? Who is she? What is she doing in the Chief's file?
Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus : She's Princess Yasmin.
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : Princess... kidnapped. Isn't she beautiful, mother?
Maria Gambrelli : Hmm... not bad for a princess.
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli : Ah.
[Chief Lazar enters Dreyfus's hospital room, Jacques salutes him]
Police Chief Charles Lazar : Commissioner.
[to Jacques]
Police Chief Charles Lazar : At ease, Gambrelli.
[to Maria]
Police Chief Charles Lazar : I'm glad to see that you are not hurt, Madame.
Maria Gambrelli : Thank you, Chief.
Police Chief Charles Lazar : And I'm particularly happy that you are still with us, Commissioner.
Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus : Oh, I'm sure you are. And I'm particularly happy that you've assigned me Officer Gambrelli.
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Sergeant Francois Duval : His plane to Lugash is on schedule. He will be met at the airport and, uh, taken to the hotel, where he will be contacted by one of our agents.
Andre (anchorman) : We interrupt this broadcast to bring you an important news flash: A breaking story out of Nice reveals that Clouseau may have had a son.
[Dreyfus spits the soup out of his mouth when he hears the news]
Andre (anchorman) : An anonymous phone caller has stated that Gendarme Second Class, Jacques Gambrelli, was, in fact, First Class Detective, Jacques Clouseau of the Nice Police force, who had recently paid a visit...
Maria Gambrelli : [enters Dreyfus's room carrying a newspaper] Charles, have you seen the morning paper?