- [last lines]
- John Leguizamo: And we made a promise to each other that no matter where we went or what we did, that our whole lives would be nothing less than a Spic-o-rama.
- [second title card]
- Title Card: If your family is like this one.
- [first title card]
- Title Card: WARNING: This latin family is not representative of all latin families
- Title Card: It is a unique and individual case
- [third title card]
- Title Card: PLEASE SEEK PROFESSIONAL HELP