Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1993)

Brian Tochi: Leonardo

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Quotes 

• Lord Norinaga : You have come back.

  Leonardo : Yeah, we like to drop in about every three or four centuries.

• Leonardo : Michaelangelo why are you wearing boxer shorts?

  Michaelangelo : So that the guy who arrives in my place doesn't arrive bare butt naked.

• Raphael : Did you hear what he called me, Leo?

  Leonardo : Yeah, an ugly lump of dung.

  [casually walks away] 

  Raphael : That was an insult, Leo.

  Donatello : Not necessarily, Raph. Did you know that in some countries dung is used as a fuel source?

• Donatello : [April trims the leg part of her uniform]  Whoa, leg-o-rama!

  April O'Neill : Hey, I'm allowed. It's my vacation.

  Donatello , Leonardo : Absolutely! Shwing!

• Leonardo : We're turtles, friend!

  Donatello : Of the teenage mutant ninja variety, Sleezeball!

• Donatello : If we don't come back in two-and-a-half days, we're turtle soup.

  Leonardo , Michaelangelo , Raphael : Whoa!

  Michaelangelo : Bummer.

• Leonardo : Hey! Where's Mikey?

  Donatello : Last time I saw him, he was doing this: AhAhAhAhAhhhh!

• April O'Neill : I'm going to find an apartment. I have an idea we're going to be here for a long time.

  Leonardo : An apartment?

  Michaelangelo : Do they have apartments in Japan?

  Raphael : Do I look like a real estate agent?

  Leonardo : What about condos?

• Donatello : See guys, for every one of us that goes back, someone from the past will come here. But, the problem is, that switch will only work under one condition. You know what that is?

  Leonardo : Tuesdays?

• Lord Norinaga : Go ahead. Finish me.

  Leo : Okay.

  [forms his two swords like scissors and cuts off Norinaga's hair] 

  Leo : There. Short enough for you?

• Leonardo : Hey, Tinkerbell. Why don't *you* shoot us?

• Leonardo : Fight's over, we're closed.

• Casey Jones : Hey, guys! So, when do we get together and bust some skulls?

  Leonardo : Hang on, Casey, you're not gonna be doing any head breaking this time, pal, sorry.

  Casey Jones : What was that? You wanna run that by me again?

  Raphael : We need someone to remain here to make sure the time bandit here doesn't get out of hand.

  Casey Jones : Gotcha.

• Leonardo : Boy, do I hate spinach.

• Raphael : I don't kiss on the first date, lady.

  Leonardo : Raph! Give your mouth a rest!

• April O'Neill : You don't mean - you're not seriously suggesting that Donatello is going to make an incredibly arcane time travel machine, are you?

  Leonardo , Michaelangelo , Raphael , Donatello : No, of course not!

  Michaelangelo : That'd be totally bogus.

  Raphael : Really stupid!

  April O'Neill : Well, that's a relief.

  Donatello : [points over his shoulder]  No, that guy's gonna make it.

• Mitsu : We will both die, but only one of us with honor.

  [she and Lord Norinaga both draw weapons] 

  Leonardo : Are we outta the loop here, or what?

  Donatello : Yeah.

• Michaelangelo : Who's trapped inside?

  Leo : Lord Norinaga!

  Donatello : Lord Norinaga?

  [hits the bell with his Bo staff] 

  Donatello : Name rings a bell.

• Leonardo : Hey! Where'd we get these clothes?

• Leonardo : You miss me.