Wayne's World 2 (1993)

Tia Carrere: Cassandra Wong

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Quotes 

• Cassandra : Ah, Wayne, I would like you to meet my father, Mr. Wong.

  Jeff Wong : Please meet you acquaintance, Wayne Campbell.

  Wayne : [in Cantonese, subtitled]  Allow me to speak your native tongue, Mr. Wong.

  Jeff Wong : You speak Cantonese very well, but please, call me Jeff.

  Wayne : Very well... *Jeff*.

  Jeff Wong : Wayne, I will be blunt. I do not want my daughter involved with a man whose life has no direction.

  Cassandra : Father, please...

  Jeff Wong : Quiet. Adult speaking.

  Wayne : With all due respect, *Jeff*, in our culture, women are allowed to make their own decisions.

  Jeff Wong : How dare you speak to me in such an insolent tone! You have left me no choice but to fight you.

  Wayne : If we were to fight, I think it would better if we were dubbed and not in subtitles.

  [Jeff is now dubbed with a gravelly American accent, and his dialogue is out of sync with his lip movements] 

  Jeff Wong : Very well. If that is your custom... prepare to die!

• Cassandra : Wait, let me show you what I got at a garage sale.

  Wayne : What'cha got?

  Cassandra : Isn't that great? You've heard it?

  Wayne : Exqueese me? Have I seen this one before? "Frampton Comes Alive"? Everybody in the world has Frampton Comes Alive. If you lived in the suburbs you were issued it. It came in the mail with samples of "Tide".

  Cassandra : Look at this old one. Gerry and the Pacemakers.

  Wayne : Wow. That is old. You know, I bet those guys actually have pacemakers by now.

• Cassandra : You know, I haven't seen Garth in a while. What's he up to?

  Wayne : Oh, Garth's doing his laundry.

  Cassandra : Too bad he doesn't have a girlfriend to do HIS laundry.

  Wayne : Oh yeah; thanks for doing my laundry. Hey Cassandra, how do you get my clothes so white and fresh-smelling?

  Cassandra : It's an age-old Cantonese family method that very few people know about.

  Wayne : Ahh... Wait a minute... Calgon? Ancient Chinese secret, huh?

• Bobby Cahn : [while watching Wayne imitating a scene from The Leprechaun]  Why do you hang around with these guys?

  Cassandra : Because they're fun. If I wanted a guy that was all drag and ambition I could've stayed in Hong Kong. Back there guys like that are 12 for 10 cents.

  Bobby Cahn : You mean a dime a dozen.

  Cassandra : Maybe where you shop.

• [Wayne is about to speak, but he hesitates many times] 

  Cassandra : Wayne, you look like you've got something to say.