Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man (1994–1997)

Dana Hill: Charles, Charles (Character), Young Duckman

Quotes 

• Charles : We saw a movie where, during a drill, terrorists took over a city.

  Ajax : Well, I saw a movie where, during a drill, terrorists took over a city.

  Charles : Ajax, that's the same movie.

  Ajax : They're all the same movie. That's why Hollywood movies are like visits from old friends.

• Charles : So it's decided. When this hideous marriage takes place and screws up our heads Mambo and I will stick up convenience stores.

  Mambo : and Ajax you'll be a street hustler.

  [Ajax dressed in a street hustler costume] 

  Ajax : I'm way ahead of you.

• Bernice : There's something fishy going on around here

  Duckman : Good. I'm glad I'm not the only one who's sensing a lot of suck ups around here.

  Mambo : Hey, everybody!

  Charles : Expensive electronic equipment and thick wads of cash are being delivered to three houses on North Phleghm.

  Bernice : [North Phleghm Neighbors gasp]  TRAITORS!

  Ben Stein : Let's book.