- Sebastian: Nul points! Nul Points! Even Lynsey de Paul and Mike Moran did better than that in 1977 with 'Rock Bottom' and they were shite!
- Stewards: Scotia, Air Scotia, You're the airline that's for me. Scotia, Air Scotia, I'm very pleased to be With Scotia, Air Scotia, For you we'll do or die. Dinna fass yersel', dae it awfully well, We're yours, aye, in the sky.
- Sebastian and Steve: Say that you don't hate me, / Say that you will date me, / Tell me I'm your lover man. / When I look in your direction, / I get a selection of sensations / That I don't understand.
- Sebastian and Steve: Every time I see you walking down the street, I get all shivery from my head down to my feet. I don't know what's going on down below, My organs aren't responding in a way that I know.