Cabin Boy (1994)
Chris Elliott: Nathanial Mayweather
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Quotes
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Nathanial Mayweather : These pipes are clean!
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Mulligan : Do you know what I do to guys who quote unquote "sleep" with my wife?
Nathanial Mayweather : Talk about your discomfort over a cup of hot cocoa?
Mulligan : Clooooooooose. I cut off their heads with a nail clipper.
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Nathanial Mayweather : I just don't get it! She seems totally uninterested in me, despite my smothering obsessiveness!
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Nathanial Mayweather : I'm sorry, sir. I was just pondering what drifter's corpse you stole those shoes from.
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Nathanial Mayweather : Oh, cappy, tell me about all of this. Tell me about the sea. What does it mean to you?
Captain Greybar : Basically, money. I come from six generations of seamen all with the same goal in life: catch fish, sell 'em, get drunk, and get laid.
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Trina : What happened to you?
Nathanial Mayweather : Well, let's just say I've finally shed my feminine side, like a snake sheds its fur.
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Nathanial Mayweather : Here they are. Your fish stick kitties!
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Nathanial : Thank you, fellow crewmates, I'm off. And when I return, I shall be a cabin man.
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Nathanial Mayweather : Paps, you've been like the drunken, abusive grandfather I never had.
Paps : Ah, stop that. You'll have my glass eye foggin' over.
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Nathanial Mayweather : I overheard the captain saying it would be jolly-jack splendid to spend a fortnight or two in Hawaii
Kenny : Yea... that sounds like the captain... you do good impressions
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Trina : Are you sure this is what you want?
Nathanial Mayweather : Yeah! I am sure. I've permanently yanked the silver spoon from my mouth, and I buried it 6,000 miles beneath the Earth's crust.
[pause]
Nathanial Mayweather : I mean, figuratively speaking, of course. I mean, who could do such a thing? That would be insane.