Canadian Bacon (1995)

Stan Coles: Secretary of State

Quotes 

• Secretary of State : We were thinking, what could be a bigger threat than aliens invading from space?

  General Panzer : Ooh boy! Scare the shit out of everyone. Even me, sir!

  U.S. President : Jesus, is this the best you could come up with? What about, ya know, international terrorism?

  General Panzer : Well, sir, we're not going to re-open missile factories just to fight some creeps running around in exploding rental cars, are we, sir?