Canadian Bacon (1995)

Steven Wright: Niagara Mountie

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Quotes 

• [the Mountie explains that Honey has been taken to the capital] 

  Boomer : The capital, Toronto.

  RCMP Officer at Headquarters : No, the capital of Canada is Ottawa.

  Boomer : [laughing]  Yeah, right. Do we look that stupid? Ottawa!

  Roy Boy : Nice try, Dudley.

• RCMP Officer at Headquarters : I don't know what you're talking aboot, eh?

  Kabral : Aboot! It's ABOUT! And what's with this 'eh' business?

  Roy Boy : [pointing a gun]  We have ways of making you pronounce the letter O, pal.

• RCMP Officer at Headquarters : Welcome to Canada.

  Boomer : Hold it right there, Canuck!

  RCMP Officer at Headquarters : Who are you?

  Boomer : I'm your worst nightmare. I'm a citizen with a constitutional right to bear arms!