D2: The Mighty Ducks (1994)
Aaron Lohr: Portman
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Quotes
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Lester Averman : Aw, I smell something.
Lester Averman , Goldberg , Jesse , Charlie , Adam : Goldberg!
Goldberg : It wasn't me!
Portman : [proudly] No, it was me!
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Russ Tyler : Hey, yo, Team U.S.A., what you gonna do today, a million jumpin' jacks?
Portman : Man, this kid's crazier than me. Just forget him!
Jesse : Man, I'm gettin' sick of you!
Russ Tyler : And I'm getting sick of seeing the U.S.A. represented by a bunch of whining babies!
Jesse : Well, too bad you can't back up that mouth!
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Portman : [as he takes the ice] Showtime!
Coach Bombay : That guy's a teenager?
Portman : [singing] Don't you know that everything's on fire?
Don Tibbles : Uh, yeah, hormones.
Coach Bombay : He's a goon!
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Lester Averman : [to Portman] Hey, is that a tattoo? Is it real?
Dean : Get away from me.
Lester Averman : Yes, sir.
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Coach Bombay : Twelve to one. Twelve to one. You know what word comes to mind when you think of that? Hmm? Pathetic! You guys were brought here to play hockey.
Jesse : What about you?
Coach Bombay : What about me, Jesse?
Julie Gaffney : Coach Stansson knew everything about us. They were ready for us.
Luis Mendoza : And you spend your time driving around in convertibles talking to all those sponsor fools
Fulton : Or hanging with the Iceland lady. We saw you two Saturday night.
Dean : Eating ice cream with the enemy, huh, Coach?
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Michele : I'm Michele McKay, their tutor.
Gordon Bombay : I'm Coach Bombay, their... coach.
Banks : So, why do we need a tutor?
[Other players mutter protest]
Portman : I don't need no school!
Goldberg : Now, Ms. McKay, we're America's team, here. Shouldn't we all just be concentrating on hockey? May I suggest optional attendance?
[the rest of the players show their agreement]
Michele : Well, that's not a bad idea...
Goldberg : Call me Goldberg.
Michele : Goldberg... yes, school will be optional.
[Players cheer]
Michele : HOWEVER, however, should you not attend, then you'll not be eligible to play.
