Heavyweights (1995)
Shaun Weiss: Josh Burnbalm
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Quotes
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Josh : The candy belongs to... Seymour Butts.
Tony Perkis : Seymour Butts? Seymour Butts? Who's Seymour Butts, hmm? Who's Seymour Butts?
Josh : Nobody's seen more butts than you, Uncle Tony!
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Tony Perkis : You picked the wrong man to mess with.
Josh : [sarcastically] Oh, I didn't know I was messing with a man!
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Tony Perkis : Kiss the ground, joker-boy!
Josh : Hey, would you get your foot off my back?
Tony Perkis : Shut up!
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Josh : [on the "Camp Hope", aka "Camp Hell" movie which everyone at the camp and all the kid's parents are there watching]
Josh : Forty push-ups?
Tony Perkis : No! Sixty! Down! Now! Eighty! One hundred!
Maury Garner : He's strict.
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Tim : [sees the kids have locked Tony up] Oh good God!
Pat Finley : This is insane!
Julie : This is great!
Gerry : So, what was your guys' plan?
Pat Finley : What do you guys think you're doing?
Gerry : Taking over the camp.
Tim : Guys, you can't kidnap the owner of a camp! They give people the *chair* for things like this.
Gerry : It was self-defense, you have to believe us.
Julie : I believe you.
Roy : Pat, you know what? He snapped!
Josh : He was going to make us climb a thousand-foot mountain!
[all the campers start talking at once about Tony's insane antics]