Mixed Nuts (1994)

Madeline Kahn: Mrs. Munchnik

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Quotes 

• Mrs. Munchnik : I have never been young!

• Mrs. Munchnik : [On the phone]  Well I'm simply crushed. Here I have waited my whole life for you, and now you don't even want me. Do go on! I believe you were discussing my cherry?

  [the caller hangs up] 

  Mrs. Munchnik : I am so good at this, and soon I will be left high and dry, with no outlet for my talent.

• [Philip gives Mrs. Munchnik her Christmas gift] 

  Mrs. Munchnik : A fruitcake?

  Philip : Yes.

  Mrs. Munchnik : Remarkably like the one I gave you last year.

• Mrs. Munchnik : [Door bell rings,hysterically yelling at the door]  Are you the Seaside Strangler? Well listen here Mr. Seaside Strangler. I *am* calling the police. I am getting the reward and you will go to a maximum security prison where a very large, hairy man is going to make you his girlfriend.

  [calms down] 

  Mrs. Munchnik : I am not your type. I am short and my hair is short. I am attractive; I suppose I do fit that part of the description

  [yelling again] 

  Mrs. Munchnik : But I am *not* young! I have never been young!

  [calmly] 

  Mrs. Munchnik : Although, I do look considerably...

  Gracie Barzini : [approaches Mrs. Munchnik]  Would you knock it off? What would the Seaside Strangler want with you? You're having a fantasy.

• [calling Philip and Catherine] 

  Mrs. Munchnik : Hey... DICKHEADS!