Natural Born Killers (1994)

Tommy Lee Jones: Warden Dwight McClusky

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Quotes 

• Dwight McClusky : Just how far do you think you're gonna get?

  Mickey : Right out the front door!

  Dwight McClusky : THAT WILL *NEVER HAPPEN!*

  Mickey : It IS happenin'.

  Dwight McClusky : I will personally hunt you down, blow the head off your fucking whore wife, AND PLANT YOUR SICK ASS IN THE GROUND ALL BY MYSELF!

  Mickey : Another day, perhaps, but not today!

• Dwight McClusky : Mickey & Mallory Knox are without a doubt the most twisted depraved pair of shitfucks it has ever been my displeasure to lay my goddamn eyes on. I tell you these two motherfuckers are a walking reminder of just how fucked up this system really is.

• Napalatoni : Warden!

  Dwight McClusky : Yes! What is it, Natapundi?

  Napalatoni : Napalatoni!

  Dwight McClusky : I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR FUCKING NAME IS!

  Napalatoni : Mickey and Mallory Knox are loose, Scagnetti's dead, and they're live on national TV!

  Dwight McClusky : LIVE ON NATIONAL TV? JESUS HAROLD CHRIST ON A FUCKING RUBBER CRUTCH, IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?

• Scagnetti : I was born and spent the first part of my life in Texas.

  Dwight McClusky : That's funny, you don't have the accent.

  Scagnetti : I don't wanna talk like those assholes.

  Dwight McClusky : My mother was from Texas!

  Scagnetti : I meant those other assholes.

• Wayne Gale : What about your father, how did he die? You were only ten years old and there's a lot of speculation.

  Mickey : I didn't kill my father and I don't want to talk about it!

  [starts to get angry and makes as if to jump up] 

  Mickey : .

  Dwight McClusky : [leaps to his feet]  Hey! Hey!

  Wayne Gale : [to everyone around him]  It's alright! It's alright!

  [turns back to Mickey] 

  Wayne Gale : We'll just move on to something else.

  Mickey : Please let's do.

• Dwight McClusky : What's this?

  Smithy : The list of prisoners.

  Dwight McClusky : [hits him with the list]  What the fuck do I want that for? I asked for a list of hostages.

  Smithy : Hostages? How am I supposed to know?

  Dwight McClusky : Just get it. Do I have to do everything?

  Smithy : I'm workin on it.

• [McClusky tackles an inmate] 

  Dwight McClusky : Put him in F Block for a month, then bring him to see me!

  Jack Scagnetti : Jesus Christ, Dwight. You could be on "American Gladiators".

  Dwight McClusky : Thirty minutes a day, just shake and roll it... doesn't take much. Someone goes for you, you go right for the throat, Jack.

• Dwight McClusky : How's a fella like you get to be involved with psychos, anyways?

  Jack Scagnetti : Actually, Dwight, I'd recommend having your mother killed by one. After that happened I developed a rather keen interest in the subject.

• Dwight McClusky : Love makes the world go round, heh heh heh.

• Dwight McClusky : I'm surprised Hollywood ain't caught up with you yet, your story'd make a much better movie than that Serpico shit.

• Dwight McClusky : End of the line, Knox. Drop him!

  Mickey : One move and he's dead!

  Dwight McClusky : He's already dead, dickweed! You've got shit! Fire!