Nobody's Fool (1994)

Bruce Willis: Carl Roebuck

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• Carl Roebuck : Sixty years old and still getting crushes on other men's wives. I would hope by the time I'm your age, I'm a little smarter than that.

  Sully : Can't hurt to hope. You sure are off to a slow start.

• Sully : What's the matter with you?

  Wirf : I'm trying to communicate with you telepathically.

  Carl Roebuck : Forget about it. The only way to communicate with Sully's to whack him in the head with a shovel.

• Sully : [about Toby]  Don't tell me she's pregnant.

  Carl Roebuck : Knocked up like a cheerleader. Eh, I suppose now you're going to want to be godfather.

  Sully : Hey... . I can't be the father and the godfather. You got to goddamn do something.

• Sully : Go home, you jerk. You're married to the best-looking woman in Bath.

  Carl Roebuck : Who was it that said, "A man's reach should exceed his grasp?"

• Carl Roebuck : You think I got where I got by doing shoddy work?

  Sully : No, you didn't get where you are by doing shoddy work. You didn't get where you are by doing *any* work.

• Sully : Which one of your fancy doctors advised you to drink, smoke, and screw your brains out

  Carl Roebuck : Those are unreasonable requests Sully. They wouldn't of made 'em if they didn't know me.

  Sully : If they'd known ya, they wouldn't have fixed ya.