Nobody's Fool (1994)

Gene Saks: Wirf

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Quotes 

• Sully : I can't believe it's gonna take you that long to get me out of jail.

  Wirf : Don't blame me, I'm a Jew. They're not my holidays.

  Sully : A Jew? Really? I didn't know that. How come you ain't smart?

  Wirf : How can I start getting you out of jail when you won't go in?

• Wirf : You'd keep my leg, wouldn't you?

  Sully : You don't need a leg, you need a parrot.

• Sully : What's the matter with you?

  Wirf : I'm trying to communicate with you telepathically.

  Carl Roebuck : Forget about it. The only way to communicate with Sully's to whack him in the head with a shovel.

• Sully : I should have known better than to hire a one-legged lawyer.

  Wirf : You can't afford a two-legged lawyer.

• [Wirf and Sully bet on the People's Court] 

  Sully : Okay, Shyster, who do you like?

  Wirf : The plaintiff. It's a lock.

  Sully : I'll take the defendant.

  Birdy : You weren't even here for the stories.

  Sully : Yeah, but I know my lawyer.

• Wirf : Sooner or later we'll wear the bastards down. The court is already starting to get pissed. You heard the judge.

  Sully : He's pissed at you, Wirf!

  Wirf : Only because he knows I won't go away.

  Sully : I know how he feels.