The Paper (1994)

Bruce Altman: Carl

Quotes 

• Bernie : Features.

  Carl : We got Alison's profile of the teenage hit man. We got Grace finally done with that Hollywood who's-banging-who chart and part three in our continuing saga on penile implants.

  Henry : Yeah, by the way, could we possibly get another dick drawing? It looks like a map of Florida. I also look like, I think, the 5th at Shinnecock Country Club, doesn't it? I would play over the water, by the way, as a suggestion.

• Carl : Jerry's almost finished his series on penile implants.

  [several men groan] 

  Henry : Yeah, and can we also get a different penis diagram please? It looks like a map of Florida. Also kind of looks like the 7th hole at Shinnecock. You play across the water.