The Paper (1994)
Victor Truro: Bernie's Doctor
Quotes
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Bernie's Doctor : Now don't overreact. If we go after it early, before it metastasizes to a bone, the majority of these prostate cancer cases are beatable.
Bernie : Go after it how?
Bernie's Doctor : Irridation therapy.
Bernie : That's fantastic. That's wonderful, because... as it turns out, that's exactly the portion of my anatomy I'd like to see exposed to radiation.
Bernie's Doctor : You'll have to take an hour or two off work for each treatment. We should start right away. How's next monday?
Bernie : To burn a hole in my ass? Sounds good. Then I still have the weekend.
[pause]
Bernie : Could you possibly be any more humourless about this?
Bernie's Doctor : I don't believe so. No.