Quiz Show (1994)

Johann Carlo: Toby Stempel

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Quotes 

• Toby Stempel : I know what you're gonna accomplish, I just don't know what he's gonna accomplish.

  Herbie Stemple : You want to know what? If I do nothing else I will convince them that Herbert Stemple knows what won the God-damned Academy Award for best God-damned picture of 1955; that's what I'm gonna accomplish.

• Toby Stempel : My mother wants to know why you only went for eight on the movies.

  Herbie Stemple : Because my real expertise is pain-in-the-ass in-laws, all right?

• Herbie Stemple : [offering rugelach]  Come on, they're a Jewish delicacy. Before Toby eats it.

  Toby Stempel : I'm retaining water, for your information.

  Herbie Stemple : You and the Grand Coulee Dam.