Radioland Murders (1994)
Peter MacNicol: Son Writer
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Quotes
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Wild Writer : What if the wife smashes him over the head, with a frying pan, and then chops him up into hundreds of tiny pieces with her shiny new carving knife?
Father Writer : No, I don't think so.
Son Writer : It's a family show!
Wild Writer : Okay, then what if she does it to the whole family?
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Roger : [at the typewriter] So, he kisses the moose, and then...
Son Writer : And then he says what?
Father Writer : 'Oy, I kissed a moose.'
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Female Writer : Hold it.
[to the typist]
Female Writer : Husband says, 'Darling, you can't leave. What would it take to make you stay?'
Father Writer : She says, 'Try chloroform.' *Ha! Ha!*
Son Writer : This isn't a comedy.
Female Writer : That wasn't a joke.
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Father Writer : So, The Black Whip hits him over the head with his log!
Son Writer : Dad, he doesn't have a log, he has a whip. If he had a log, he would be known as The Black Log.