The Silence of the Hams (1994)

Martin Balsam: Det. Martin Balsam

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Quotes 

• Detective Martin Balsam : Oh, no! Not again!

• Antonio : [Balsam's car won't start]  Goodbye.

  Detective Martin Balsam : Goodbye.

  Antonio : Goodbye

  Detective Martin Balsam : Goodbye.

  Antonio : Goodbye.

  Detective Martin Balsam : Goodbye.

  Antonio : Goodbye.

  Detective Martin Balsam : Goodbye.

  [Several hours later Balsam's car finally starts] 

  Antonio : Goodbye.

  [Balsam drives away] 

  Antonio : What a jerk, he left without saying "goodbye"!

• Detective Martin Balsam : Robocrap. A Japanese version of Robocop.

• Joe : You know, you look better in pictures.

  Detective Martin Balsam : You should see me in a bikini.

• Antonio : Yes, I'm not a liar. I tell you the trout.

  Detective Martin Balsam : The 'truth', I want the 'truth'.

  Antonio : It's not a problem. Okay.

  [Picks up a stuffed trout from under the front desk] 

  Antonio : Here it is, the 'truth'.