Screen One (TV Series)

Wide-Eyed and Legless (1993)

Ann Rye: Joan

Quotes 

• [Deric is smoking a very smelly pipe] 

  Joan : What are you smoking, lad?

  Deric Longden : Three Nuns.

  Joan : Well I think one of them's just farted. Put it out, Deric. Never fools anyone, anyway.