All That (1994–2020)

Lori Beth Denberg: Various, Self, Ms. Hushbaum, Fran, Mrs. Hushbaum

Photos 

Quotes 

• Lori Beth Denberg : If your bra is too tight, it's uncomfortable. If you're a *boy* and your bra is too tight, *I'm* uncomfortable.

• Lori Beth Denberg : If there was an animal called a yabba-dabba, and you kept one in your backyard, you might accidentally step in yabba-dabba doo.

• [repeated line] 

  Loud Librarian : QUIET! THIS IS A LIBRARY!

• Lori Beth Denberg : Monkey see, monkey do. Monkey don't see, monkey step in doo.

• Complaint Department Lady : Complaint Department.

  Megan Marples : Hello, my name is Megan Marples, that is. And this is my dog, Sniffles.

  Complaint Department Lady : Is that your complaint?

  Megan Marples : Why, no it is not! You see, I bought this hat and it has a hole in it. Observe the whole.

  Complaint Department Lady : [grabbing dog]  Well, this is the weirdest hat I've ever seen.

  Megan Marples : No, no, no, no. That is my dog. This is my hat.

  Complaint Department Lady : [placing dog on head]  How's it look?

  Megan Marples : Well, it looks like you have my dog on your head.

  Complaint Department Lady : I feel pretty.

  Megan Marples : Okay, as I was saying. This hat has a hole in it.

  Complaint Department Lady : ...Whatcha doin'?

  Megan Marples : Complaining.

  Complaint Department Lady : May I hear your complaint?

  Megan Marples : Well, I sure as heck hope so! This hat has an unwanted hole in it!

  Complaint Department Lady : [opening dog's mouth]  Well, you're right. There's a hole right here! This hat is defective.

  [throws dog down defective shoot] 

  Megan Marples : No, that's my dog!

  Complaint Department Lady : [grabbing hat]  Oh, and what a cute dog it is! Who's a cutie? Who's a cute little...

  [checks under the hat] 

  Complaint Department Lady : boy? You are!

  Megan Marples : You are loony!

  [walks off] 

  Complaint Department Lady : Sir, you forgot your dog!

• Lori Beth Denberg : When the going gets tough, the tough get going. When left in the sun, mayonnaise grows hair.

• Lori Beth Denberg : It is not nice to push your friend Billy off a roof and then yell "Look neighbors! It's raining Billy!"

• Lori Beth Denberg : It's nice to stop and smell flowers. It's bad to stop and smell this old burrito.